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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

All the Damn Frog Brothers - 30 Day Horror Film Challenge STRIKES BACK! Day 13


Day 13: Character you would want to swap clothes with –

Either Frog Brother from the Lost Boys Let's not include sequels since I can't commit to anything that came post "All the Damn Vampires" being uttered by Grandpa.
Commando fashion meets new wave punk battles comic book store geek sheik. I'm a dedicated fan to the vocal stylings and fashionista presence of the bros du grenouille. I can talk in my throat extra deep just as well as the next post-puberity male... Did anyone realize I just uttered deep and throat in the same though/sentence?



Any one who's even thought of seeing the Lost Boys knows about the notorious headband or the sleeveless jean jacket, but some of the utilitarian outfits i.e. vampire slayer suits work just as well for your trip to the club or for your trip to the morgue. Green is always in (side note: green is not always in). Headbands are classic and timeless (also side note: heads band are not classic, nor are they timeless). See Vogue for details (more noting: do not consult Vogue for anything outside of horror hottie clip art modication or spank material).



Please enjoy this clip and images here to guide you in your next trip to the mall, dollar store or wherever they sell retro-80's gear at higher than 80's prices for people who didn't save their old rags. Also, try your local Salvation Army or Thrift store. Retro is in. Retro Frog is REAL in.



-Dr. Terror

Also acceptable would be any one of David's gang (great jackets).



Unacceptable... this guy (unless I can play the saxophone and can stuff my tights... that's right... TIGHTS).



Also Unacceptable... Corey Haim. Respect the dead and fashion clueless.

3 comments:

  1. Hmmm, I picked another Lost Boys character, David, as my clothes swapping choice. That's two days in a row. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AHHHHHHHHH!

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  2. Immediately after reading this one I started singing "Get Out of My Dreams and Into My Car" from License to Drive. I believe we are experiencing a Corey Haim haunting. YOU WAIT TILL MOM FINDS OUT!

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