Sunday, June 12, 2011

It Creeps and Leaps! 30 Day Horror Film Challenge STRIKES BACK! - Day XII

Day 12: Favorite villain (non-human) -

The Blob -

I have a preference with regard to which version of the Blob is my most favorite. It's not the 1988 remake. It's not the original. It's Son of Blob or Beware! The Blob. It's the one I most remember as a youngster even beyond the McQueen classic. Don't get me wrong. I love every incarnation thus far and would love to see Rob Zombie get his paws around this gelatenous, alien mess.

Blob hangs out at the diner...
Blob eats cat.
Blob attacks man in chair and his scream will never leave my memory.
Blob jumps up a stick.
Blob goes to the movies.
Blob is red (it's like pure concentrated communism!)

Seriously, what's not to love? It's volumptuous... and if it's not that it can be with just a few wiggles of its membrane. I actually get a little creeped out about the thought of a real alien visitor not unlike the Blob. Vampires and Werewolves seem far more outlandish when compared to the simplicity of the Blob. How do you stop it? You freeze it, but it can and always does thaw. Dare you to lick it!

If that's not good enough, get a load of this awesome ditty!

Original movie trailer (starring exciting people... ooooo):

If that doesn't fucking get you... THIS WILL!!!

And the most recent incarnation of the Blob (man is no longer the supreme being on this planet... duh!):

-Dr. "I Think You Pissed It Off" Terror

Note: If they do release a new blob in the theatre I'm going to the bowling ally, the diner, the ice skating rink and the movie theatre. All the places that the Blob goes. Doesn't everyone just want to be just like the Blob? Eveyrone love the Blob. C'mon and get your Blob!

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