In the early 1600's Countess Elizabeth Bathory slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she’s found a perfect hunting ground for her "Botox" as an abstinence educator at a high school in red state America. But will a brave, young feminist blogger and journalist for the school paper finally put an end to the Blood Countess's reign of terror and save her best friend from being the next victim?
The teen slasher crowd will dig this, as it's pretty clearly for a younger audience than I can ever hope to embody. No gore. No skin (really). Minimal nook. Maximum "waiting", but hey, isn't that the point of chastity? You're looking at a comedy with some horror about growing up without the well developed characters to insight real feeling of intimacy and sympathy and a failure to pay the effects guy a budget. Still, I can't help but enjoy each of the cover/poster designs I've seen, and that's gotta count for something.
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