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Thursday, July 31, 2014

NEW RELEASE UPDATE: JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE in theaters on August 22nd and on VOD and DVD on August 26th.

Okay okay okay! I know that this is considered to be the worst kind of smut visited upon the eyes of the horror community, but there is a group of you who adore it. Jersey Shore Massacre is hitting DVD in August. Ron Jeremy is in it. That's probably enough of a reason to watch it. Couldn't be any worse than Jersey Shore Shark Attack right? Or perhaps even the actual show Jersey Shore? Gym Tan Massacre? I'll give it a day in court.

Who is totally psyched (and not because they're gonna watch it with a beer funnel in hand)?
FULL RELEASE NOTES FROM ATTACK ENTERTAINMENT:

Attack Entertainment will be releasing JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE in theaters on August 22nd and on VOD and DVD onAugust 26th.

Written and directed by Paul Tarnopol, the film stars
Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella,Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro,
Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy and is executive produced by Jennifer "JWOWW" Farley.

Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella,Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro, executive producer
Jennifer "JWOWW" Farley and writer/director Paul Tarnopol are available for interviews on behalf of the film's release. 


TITLE: JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE
IN THEATERS: August 22, 2014
VOD / DVD: August 26, 2014
CAST: Danielle Dallacco,
Angelica Boccella,Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro,
Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy
WRITER: Paul Tarnopol
DIRECTOR: Paul Tarnopol
SYNOPSIS: A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
GENRE: Horror/Comedy
DISTRIBUTOR: Attack Entertainment

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