Assassin's Creed Unity trailer will hopefully be the last

Assassin's Creed Unity

Look, Ubisoft, please, I'm begging you. Stop this madness.

Look, Ubisoft, I get it. You're excited about your upcoming games, but would you look at this shit. That is too many trailers. You've gone too far.

Watching video depictions of ostentatiously dressed freerunners bounding around revolutionary France now pains me. It makes me want to punch things. Maybe video game trailers make you violent?

Ubisoft, please.

Ubisoft. Stop it. I'm begging you.

Everyone who could possibly know what Assassin's Creed: Unity is, now knows what Assassin's Creed: Unity is.

Knock it off with the Far Cry trailers, too.

Ubisoft.

Please.

Stop.

Here's the launch trailer for Assassin's Creed: Unity.

Assassin's Creed: Unity is out 14 November in the UK, 11 November in the US.

Phil Savage
Editor-in-Chief

Phil has been writing for PC Gamer for nearly a decade, starting out as a freelance writer covering everything from free games to MMOs. He eventually joined full-time as a news writer, before moving to the magazine to review immersive sims, RPGs and Hitman games. Now he leads PC Gamer's UK team, but still sometimes finds the time to write about his ongoing obsessions with Destiny 2, GTA Online and Apex Legends. When he's not levelling up battle passes, he's checking out the latest tactics game or dipping back into Guild Wars 2. He's largely responsible for the whole Tub Geralt thing, but still isn't sorry.