The 2017 Steam Awards winners are revealed

The Steam Awards are basically the videogame accolades equivalent of Whose Line Is It Anyway: Everything is made up, and the points don't matter. Nonetheless, games are put into categories and we dutifully vote for them, and when all is said and done, the winners are announced.   

For 2017, those winners are: 

Choices Matter - The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt 

"Games are about agency, and this award is for the game that has it in spades. Maybe it’s because there are 31 ways you can breach into a villains lair. Perhaps there are dozens of potential partners for you to build a romantic future with. Or maybe you find yourself constantly saying “Where oh where should I plant those turnips”? In all three scenarios there is a common bond: the choice was always yours." 

Mom's Spaghetti – Playerunknown's Battlegrounds 

"There are games that make you excited. There are games that make you happy. Then there are games so intense that they elicit a physical reaction. We’re talking weak knees. We’re talking sweaty palms. We’re talking fear-induced accidents. We’re talking your friends reminding you to breathe. We’re talking about mom’s spaghetti." 

Labor of Love – Warframe 

"This game has been out for a while. The team is well past the first unveiling of their creative baby, but being the good parents they are, these devs continue to nurture and support their creation. This game, to this day, is still getting new content after all these years." 

Suspension of Disbelief – Rocket League 

"Let’s be honest: games can have some pretty ridiculous elements in them… from the stories that drive the action, to the items required to conquer obstacles, to even the protagonists themselves. This award is for the game that has a key component, which when described out of context, seems totally insane, but while playing the game doesn’t even make you bat an eye, because in the moment it makes total sense." 

The World Is Grim Enough, Let's Just All Get Along – Stardew Valley 

"Games delight and entertain us, giving us much needed breaks from the sorrows and low points of our lives… and let’s be honest, for a lot of people it’s been a rough 2017. That is why the SASC has chosen to celebrate a game that doesn’t involve combat or conflict." 

No Apologies – The Witcher Enhanced Edition 

"This award is for the game that you love unconditionally. Does it have some faults? Maybe. Do other people not understand your love for it? Sure. But make no mistake. There is no guilt here. Only pleasure." 

Defies Description – Garry's Mod 

"This game is like... well actually it's more similar to...picture a combination of... ya know what, I can't describe it, just play it." 

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War – Just Cause 3 

"The Bard said it best. This game doesn't necessarily offer the biggest explosions... it offers something better. Potential. Potential to be a rampaging force of nature. Or not. Who knows. You're an agent of chaos and no one is going to tell you what to do." 

Haunts My Dreams – Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 

"This award is slightly a misnomer, because this game doesn’t just haunt your dreams. It consumes your thoughts every waking moment of the day. This game doesn’t demand your time. You give it willingly." 

Soul of Vitruvius – Rise of the Tomb Raider 

"The Vitruvian Man was Leonardo’s celebration of the ideal form. And in that spirit the SASC looks to celebrate the game with the most lovingly rendered character… be it human, alien, anthropomorphic cat people, or even a piece of produce." 

Whoooaaaaaaa, Dude! 2.0 – The Evil Within 2 

"The Academy wasn't clear enough in the awards description last year. Let's try this again. This award is for the “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” of video games." 

Best Soundtrack – Cuphead 

"There are very few things that can enhance a game better than music. The right song can set the tone for every aspect of gameplay, from simple exploration, to climactic boss fights. This award is for the soundtrack that captured the essence of their game so perfectly that it effortlessly immersed players into the game world." 

Even Better Than I Expected – Cuphead 

"We’ve all been there. You get super excited for a game, you pre-order it, and you anxiously wait as it downloads. Then you finally play it. How do you feel now? If the answer is “Elated beyond words because even I, a conductor aboard the hype train, was blown away with how good this thing was” then you have found the perfect candidate for this award." 

Out of 13 categories, I managed to vote for precisely one winner—The Witcher Enhanced Edition—and I am therefore mad about the results. But I also got a pile of Steam trading cards out of it, and a new badge, which makes me happy. Overall, then, I guess I have to say that the process is fair, even though the categories themselves are still categorically ridiculous. 

Speaking of Steam trading cards and badges, don't forget that the 2017 Steam Awards cards, and thus your opportunity to whip up the Steam Award badge, are only valid until February 4. Make your trades while you can.

Andy Chalk

Andy has been gaming on PCs from the very beginning, starting as a youngster with text adventures and primitive action games on a cassette-based TRS80. From there he graduated to the glory days of Sierra Online adventures and Microprose sims, ran a local BBS, learned how to build PCs, and developed a longstanding love of RPGs, immersive sims, and shooters. He began writing videogame news in 2007 for The Escapist and somehow managed to avoid getting fired until 2014, when he joined the storied ranks of PC Gamer. He covers all aspects of the industry, from new game announcements and patch notes to legal disputes, Twitch beefs, esports, and Henry Cavill. Lots of Henry Cavill.