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Friday, August 8, 2014

NEW RELEASE UPDATE: STRAIGHT FROM THE TOILET BOWL! - Septic Man Opening Scene Revealed


We've been talking about Septic Man recently with it's pending release on VOD on August 12th and in theaters on August 15th. Starz has seen to it that you MUST watch it by releasing the opening scene from the movie. If you read my review, this is the scene where I realized that perhaps I shouldn't be eating pork roll for breakfast while watching a movie called Septic Man. I actually cheered (as did my little girl who was watching me watch the movie). It's gross, and when you rewatch it, it's funny... but still gross.

Please do not consume brown liquids or food for 30 minutes after viewing. Warning: To keep from puking keep repeating... it's only a poopie. It's only a poopie. It's only a poopie. (This is true some high brow news).

REVIEW: Septic Man (Starz Digital Media) - FILLS ALL THE BOWLS!

Details on Septic Man below.

TITLE: SEPTIC MAN
AVAILABLE ON VOD: August 12, 2014
AVAILABLE IN THEATERS: August 15, 2014
CAST: Jason David Brown, Molly Dunsworth, Robert Maillet, Julian Richings
WRITERS: Tony Burgess
DIRECTOR: Jesse Thomas Cook
SYNOPSIS: From the creators of MONSTER BRAWL, EXIT HUMANITY, and PONTYPOOL comes this award-winning origin story of Jack, a sewage worker who’s determined to uncover the cause of the town’s water contamination crisis. But when he becomes trapped underground in a septic tank without food or water he undergoes a hideous and repulsive transformation. In order to escape the tank, he must team up with a docile Giant and confront a murdering madman. Hailed as a “stunning” (Little Red Umbrella), “funny” (TwitchFilm), and “visceral story that will leave you shaken – and desperate for a shower” (Rue Morgue Magazine), SEPTIC MAN is a cinematic odyssey into the darkest depths of horror and beyond.
GENRE: Horror
DISTRIBUTOR: Starz Digital Media

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