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Friday, May 23, 2014

TRIPLE FEATURE: THE PEEPSHOW COLLECTION VOL. 2, OFFICE LOVE AND FEMALE GYM COACH (Impulse DVD)

Triple feature smut action to the max coming up from Impulse Pictures (the sister label to Synapse). I'd like to say there's a little something for everybody in this mish mash, but honestly I think it is better divided into two separate deviant subsets: 1. Those who dislike pubic hair or disavow its existence at all. 2. Those are live in pubic hair. You have been warned on both sides of the argument though I always encourage a respectable debate about the merits or lack there of of the ever loving, loved and beloved bush. Whether you want to be a gym coach, an office junkie or a stag film producer we have you covered and so does Impulse. The titles tonight are as follows:  Office Love: Behind Closed Doors, Female Gym Coach: Jump and Straddle and 42nd Street Forever: The Peep Show Collection Volume 2.

One at a time. Seat backs in their upright position. Tissues in place. Door securely locked. Pants around ankles.


FEMALE GYM COACH: JUMP AND STRADDLE

Synopsis from Impulse:

It’s coming up to competition time for the pretty office girls of the Kara Cosmetics Company. Kei (Junko Asahina) and her co-workers are preparing their amateur rhythmic gymnastics team for an upcoming competition. In order to assist the sexy ladies, Aoki (Funasaku Sasairi) is brought in as their new coach. As the team wonders about the coach’s ability to perform both on and off the court, Kei’s relationship with him is revealed. Long ago, Aoki slept with Kei before a competition and she lost. Now, he’s worried it will happen again! Can the coach overcome his sexual issues and help Kei win this time? Let’s get physical!Female Gym Coach: Jump and Straddle is a funny, filthy entry in Impulse Pictures’ popular “Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection.”
Aside from some rather ordinary sex sequences Jump and Straddle ends up as a truly comedic piece of pornography. While the insertions simply aren't show on screen (the no pube rule in effect for this Asian feature) there are a fine selection of teen lovers to keep your poles vaulted. Of all the Nikkatsu films I've watched as of late, this is the most entertaining sexual content aside. Even though it doesn't finish strong (or at least not as strong as many of the actors in the movie) Jump and Straddle carries with it some of the hijinx and physical comedy setups that made 80's sex comedies in America successful. The seductions are twisted and undeniable. You'll find it impossible to ignore these come-ons (even if the coach is right around the corner you'll continue to fuck like a bunny and in the woods).

67 Mins Japanese Mono with English subtitles. 2.35:1 AR. Accompanied by liner notes, a trailer and removable subtitles so they don't get in the way of the FLESH ON SCREEN!


OFFICE LOVE: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

Synopsis from Impulse:

Reiko is a high class call girl employed by a large corporation. She’ll do anything necessary to help her employer land new business, including kinky sex and humiliation, to please her high class clientele. Secretly bedding rival company executives on her own time, Reiko’s world turns upside down when a former lover comes back to her for affection. The problem is he’s married! With yet another shy employee vying for her attention, Reiko gets caught in a triple tryst that could change her future forever. Office Love: Behind Closed Doors is a beautifully photographed film with hot nudity and jaw-dropping sex scenes.
Unlike the previously reviewed Nikkatsu title just reviewed, Office Love is somewhat dull. It follows a fairly standard formula. Hey, you wanna get ahead? You gotta fuck to get there. Well, that's pretty old hat even for this 1985 picture. Now I realize that everyone puts their own spin on this classic adult entertainment storyline, but aside from the choicest of young hotties in front of the lens, I wasn't overly entertained. Since I wasn't stunned by the comedic or narrative value in Behind Closed Doors, I suppose the only other factor would be spankability and unfortunately for this pube happy reviewer, this collection continues to have the same cultural wall straight in front of the slippery jungle gates of so many ready and willing ladies of the pearly screen.

71 Mins Japanese Mono 1.85:1 AR Accompanied by liner notes, a trailer and removable subtitles.


42ND STREET FOREVER: THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION VOL 2

Synopsis from Impulse:

Their place in history is undeniable. Hardcore 8mm stag films introduced explicit human sexuality to the public. Predating every other moving picture home format, these inauspicious productions provided not only a window to a whole other world, but also immediate relief for those not fortunate enough to make their fantasies into reality. Thousands of these underground movies were made between the 1960s and 1980s, and sold in the backs of sex magazines or distributed to the almost 60,000 private “peep show” booths located in adult stores in most major cities.
Just like the first volume in this series, you're looking at standard reel of stag films with all the scratches, dust and damage in tact. That means that your HD driven brain is going to have to adjust to this level of frat boy porn. I assure you that it is worth. This is the grindhouse you've been looking for; though I believe you shouldn't wear a raincoat while masturbating if it sets the 1970's mood go for it. You have the option to play it on a loop or siphon through individual titles though there isn't a clear marker for each individual film save for a fade to black.

Titles include "Show with a Friend", "Purse Snatcher", "Tongue Sisters", "California Girls", "Lezzie Virgins" and more.

There's at least one roughie so if you're into that sort of thing then this may be the perfect volume for you. I personally am getting used to that particular fetish and find it as intriguing as it is sensual. John Holmes makes an appearance or two which gives this cult porn cred (this is a very young Mr. Holmes; dick... same size).  Plenty of vintage vibrators as well.

A reel like this should let you know that you have a shot at being in porn someday... on 8mm... among other stag flicks. So much bush and balls and lesbian and lesbians and lesbians and fellatio. It's like someone was making a sex film reel instead of an historical look at lovemaking throughout the 70's and 80's.

My strongest recommendation for fans of the natural look, grindhouse flickers and hardcore Christmas tree bouncing.

Over two hours! WILD ACTION! (That's what it says on the cover). 1.33:1 AR but if you're paying attention to the aspect ratio, it better be to try and triangulate the height of your cock based on the picture on screen using a surveyors tool.

You can pre-order/order all titles now through the links below:

42ND STREET FOREVER: THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION VOL 2
FEMALE GYM COACH: JUMP AND STRADDLE
OFFICE LOVE: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

-Doc Terror

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