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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

THE BEASTER BUNNY Has a 50 Foot Basket for You, VOD April 3rd.

FROM SECOND SIGHT:

THIS EASTER YOU HAVEN'T GOT A HOP IN HELL

Put all your Easter eggs in your basket and run for your lives as THE BEASTER BUNNY storms on DVD, on=demand and to download on April 3, 2017.

A 50-foot-man-eating Easter bunny is on the loose and the townsfolk don't stand a hop in hell. As the bloodthirsty, floppy-eared killer leaves a trail of dismembered corpses, the town's only chance of survival rests with a wannabe actress and a crazy dog-catcher. God help them!

The cotton tails are turned in this rampaging rabbit Horror.


TERROR NOTES:I think it is completely unfair to judge me based on the sole criteria that I may think Easter related Horror is too damn cool. Giant. Bunny. Or just a killer rabbit. Or whatever it is that's going to make messy some pious folks. This is a great opportunity to see a giant rubber monster suit or horrible CG. I hate horrible CG, but a horrible bunny... looks... well... consistently laughable. And that's just one "subgenre" of Easter Horror. I suppose all holidays have several subgenres, but when you put the bunny in the bloodbath, you're going to have fun. I think I'm all about supporting The Beaster Bunny. We'll make sure to watch an unhealthy does of filthy rotter marshmallow Horror. 

2 comments:

  1. Cheers to another far and in between Easter horror flick! You should also watch this.

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